I didn’t say “I love you” to hear it back. I said it to make sure you knew.
you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
-Michelle K., Fixing Myself. (via bl-ossomed)
groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.
"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."
cute date idea: smash my skull in with a large rock and end my worthless life